Perth Man Must Roll A 5 or 8 To Escape Living Room After Partner “Improved The Space”
A few months ago, Bradley had a spacious, minimalistic living room that was ideal for watching sport, having a beer, and avoiding a face full…
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State Wide Jack & Coke Shortage As Kalgoorlie Syndicate Wins $63M Powerball
All available stocks of Jack & Coke cartons have been urgently diverted to Kalgoorlie after a group of 250 residents took out the $63M Powerball…
Fully Grown Man Seems To Think Part Time BP Attendant Sets The Price of Fuel
Despite living on this planet for 40 years, a local Commodore driver clearly seems to think that the part-time employee behind the register at BP…
IN FOCUS: Suburban Man Caves
There comes a time in a man’s life when he just can’t keep up with the glitz & glamour of the local suburban pub scene.…
Not Posting a Photo Of Red Sunset Classified As Treason Against The Nation of Westralia
The Sunset Commander has declared that any Westralian not gawking in awe at the red sunset or sunrise this week and posting a photo to…
Job Dodging 101
Like any true art form, job dodging must be executed with nuance and grace. If it’s done poorly you will shine like a glaring cold…