The Aspiring Urban Farmer
Since deciding to fill the existential void of millennial existence with amateur agriculture, Sara has committed more atrocities in the garden than Don Burke. They…
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Perth Woman Decides To Marry A True Provider – Variegated Monstera Plant
On Thursday morning, Subiaco woman Cecilia made the executive decision to delete Bumble and reveal her feelings for her true love – an established variegated…
The Western Australian Plumber
Gav starts his day by power-yaking into his ensuite toilet at 5:30 am. After he purges his body of yesterday’s knock off drinks he walks…
Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine
Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…
Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation
“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
The Tour de France Enthusiast
Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…