The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2019
1. Geraldton v Boardshort ban – ScoMo did the unimaginable, he declared that boardshorts and thongs were banned from citizenship ceremonies on Australia Day. Little…
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Mr Work X-Mas Party
Keith is a walking sexual harassment complaint. A triple smoked ham of a man that has been counting down the days until he can get…
7 Types of People on Rottnest Island
Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…
Top Signs you May be a Pyramid Seller
Life Hasn’t Really Gone the Way You Hoped They say that life is like a box of Cadbury Favourites: somebody has to be the Moro…
Ms Mount Lawley
Turns out, working 2 days a week at a Cafe and flogging amateur artwork on Instagram isn’t lucrative, so to afford the Mount Lawley lifestyle,…
Ms Galleria Shopping Centre
Mira wakes up agitated. It turns out her 25-year-old boyfriend is like the pied piper of girls who think loitering at Galleria is a better…