Rainfall seemingly localised to front of lawn addict’s pants after he got a little too excited by downpour
A self-admitted lawn addict has urged the public not to look at his pants region after getting a little too excited about a little rain…
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What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you
East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…
Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life
Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…
What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week
* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…
Mr. “I Hate EVs”
Brolyn wakes up harder than a headshot on Oddjob during a heated session of Goldeneye. He has been dreaming of diesel soot again and deals…
8 of the best Perth day-drinking spots to spend a day off
Living in Perth is all about making the most of our spectacular weather. If you don’t you may as well move to Melbourne and day…