Lifelong one-beer man struggling to forgive himself after scandalous affair with another froff
Macca decided at the tender age of 12 to be an Emu Export man. Now, over 50 years have passed and his commitment to his…
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5 Ways to Transition Into Your New Life As A Pilbara Princess
So, you’ve decided to move to the Pilbara to claim the red dust-tiara that you always knew you were born to wear? Or maybe you…
WA Man Selling Tinnie Seems To Have Mistaken His Shitbucket For a Super Yacht
Old mate Damon is at it again. This time taking to Scumtree & FB Marketplace to flog off his second-hand tinnie for an exorbitant price. Is…
A Day In the Life of a RAM Driver
5:30 am – I wake up from another dream that my wife hadn’t left me because I blew all our savings on “that stupid fkn…
15 Ways to Have a Smashing Day in Bayswater
Much like Maylands, Bayswater was the knockabout kid you used to go to school with. Yes, maybe they ate too much Clag during class but…
12 Ways To Have a Tantalising Day Out In Guildford
Welcome to Guildford! A swampy paradise situated a touch too close to Midland for many people’s liking. Take a step back in time and enjoy.…