BHP In Strife as Automated Sparkies Develop Sentience and Also Join the Picket Line
BHP is having a ‘mare today after the automated sparkies they’d developed to avoid having to pay real ones developed sentience and decided to join…
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New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene
The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…
What Your Choice Of Cold Weather Gear Says About You
Oodie – you haven’t showered in about 3 days let alone left the couch. Even the slightest chance of a cool draft have you hunkered down…
Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws
Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…
Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
A Day in the Life of an Amateur Golf EnthusiastÂ
7:45 am – I adorn my body with the fresh kit that I have chosen to spend my money on and not on golf lessons…