Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws
Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…
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Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
A Day in the Life of an Amateur Golf EnthusiastÂ
7:45 am – I adorn my body with the fresh kit that I have chosen to spend my money on and not on golf lessons…
WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetenceÂ
Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…
Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging
BHP has announced it’s the end of the line for the nation’s boot stompers and chair draggers after deciding to automate these two leading on…
Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final
Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow. While…