New Perth Apple store follows company’s iPhone ethos of same sh*t with a fancy new exterior
Apple fans will be delighted that the new Apple store opening tomorrow closely follows the company’s guiding principles of new iPhones. The new store will…
Search Results for: old mate
Tradie Needs You To Be Home Between 7:30 and November For Job Tomorrow
A Perth tradie has locked in a job to do some repairs on a backyard pergola tomorrow, advising the customers that he’ll be anywhere from…
Scientists finally create a mug of coffee hot enough to appease a boomer
Scientists are celebrating a milestone achievement today after creating a mug of coffee that is hot enough to appease your average cafe-going boomer. The team…
BoM To Reclassify Perth Storms Based On Likelihood Of Trampoline Blowing Away
To help Perth residents properly prepare for the “catastrophic” consequences of storms, the Bureau of Meteorology has made a move to reclassify storms from 1-to…
Perth Driver Fumbles Around On Phone For 10mins To Get Perfect Fog-Snap For Her PSA Post About Dangerous Foggy Conditions
A selfless Perth driver’s first reaction to getting caught in this morning’s fog was to faff about on her phone for 10 mins trying to…
Man horribly lost on way to Chinese Restaurant’s toilet accepts fate as a kitchen hand now
Perth man Bryce stood up from his plate of succulent dumplings – it seemed the effects of the chilli oil had accelerated a process deep…