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“Bazplay” – Basil Zempilas Appoints Himself Coldplay’s Support Act

August 23, 2023

Coldplay recently put out a search to find some local WA talent to open for them during their two sold-out Perth shows. Naturally, tons of…

Serbian workmate taking a few “Novak” length toilet breaks to avoid discussing Wimbeldon final

July 17, 2023

Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…

Hungover bloke about to risk it all on mate’s couch

July 8, 2023

Local pisswreck and general grub Matty has woken up on a mate’s couch after a heavy Friday night on the froffs. He laid there in…

Record Compliance At WA Prisons After Inmates Were Threatened With Warnie Mini-Series 

June 26, 2023

WA Corrective Services have recorded a rare “incident-free” weekend after inmates were told that if they acted up they would be subjected to Channel 9’s…

A Review Of Swan Gold 3.5% 

June 21, 2023

As I took my first sip, I instantly felt my shorts recede to full King Gee stubby proportions. The light golden lager washed around in…

REVEALED: WA Lured Foo Fighters With Promise Of Coldplay Tickets, WA’s Most Exclusive Currency

June 11, 2023

One might be wondering why The Foo Fighters chose to kick off their tour in sunny old Perth. Well, it can now be revealed that…

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