Fast fashion retail behemoth and environmental vandal Shein is licking its lips after learning Tamala Park as a waste facility is coming to an end.
After a short inspection of the site, Shein realised that it had millions of dollars of practically new stock right there. It woudl really cut down on the cost of stocking this new store.
A source close to Shein said its application to set up shop had already been approved, adding,
“We want to take fast fashion to its next logical step, you can buy some piece of shit sweatshop garb, wear it in our social media selfie booth and then discard it right into the landfill after, that’s fast!”
Naturally, we wanted to know if people would be put off by the fact a lot of the garbs had been sitting in festering rubbish for years, they told us,
“What we’ve learned about fast fashion consumers is if the price is low enough they don’t care plus we’ll just start a TikTok trend saying its your tip rat era or whatever, Zoolander don’t sue us”
It’s all very sad but true.
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