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Tag: AFL

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Reckons

Advice Column: Help! I’m dating a Collingwood supporter

Belle September 29, 2023 AFLFooty

Dear Belle, I hope this letter reaches you urgently. I have been dating this new feller for a month and I thought I’d introduce him…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA man devoting all energy to supporting Brissy and GWS just to enjoy the VFL tears

Belle September 17, 2023 AFLFooty

A WA man has suddenly been jerked out of apathy after realising a non-VFL Grand Final could be on the cards. To do his bit,…

View More WA man devoting all energy to supporting Brissy and GWS just to enjoy the VFL tears
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Davo from Fox Footy comment sections shocked Maynard’s lawyers haven’t reached out to him

Belle September 12, 2023 AFL

Former mushroom expert and armchair lawyer Davo is shocked that Brayden Maynard’s lawyers haven’t reached out to him despite his vast and comprehensive knowledge of…

View More Davo from Fox Footy comment sections shocked Maynard’s lawyers haven’t reached out to him
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Amateur full forward’s Mad Monday still going strong after kicking off in August

Belle September 9, 2023 AFLFooty

Amateur full forward and club legend Thommo has smashed another club record after extending his Mad Monday celebration by about 20 days so far, and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kane Cornes Accuses West Coast of Tanking After Beating the Dogs

Belle August 20, 2023 AFLFooty

Human clickbait machine and shock jock Kane Cornes has accused the West Coast Eagles of blatant tanking after they got up against the Dogs in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club

Belle July 31, 2023 AFLFooty

In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……

View More Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club

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