Simmo has sent a series of urgent messages to his two Hungry Jack’s stores seeking confirmation that the soft serve machines are in full working…
View More One of Simmo’s HJ’s soft serve machines better be fkn working because the kids are getting ice creams tonight!
Dan, a loyal Flagmantle fan has been unable to stop himself fist-pumping around his living room after declaring that today’s victory against the Cats was…
View More “Never in doubt”, Flagmantle fan says after quietly deleting several weeks of online meltdowns
8:30 am – it has been a full week since my last meltdown. My therapist suggests I reward myself with a special treat. I decide…
View More A Day In The Life Of A Flagmantle Supporter
A Perth footy dad has formally apologised to an umpire after a “moment of madness” saw him address the man with respect. It was a…
View More Footy Dad Apologises To Umpire After Accidently Treating Him Like A Human Being
The Australian Government has sensationally leaped into action to protect Western Australian eagles after witnessing a wholesale massacre of the big birds last night in…
View More Eagles put on critically endangered list to prevent further massacres
Earlier this week, Pete Evans debuted a new cut while wandering around a kitchen aimlessly. The unusual footage left many wondering what the new cut…
View More Pete Evans Confirms New Haircut Is To Improve His Chances In The AFL Draft