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Tag: Drugs & Alcohol

Unique & Other Bell Tower Times

Mr “I Forgot Booze on Good Friday”

Belle March 29, 2024 Drugs & AlcoholMajor Event

Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans to…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Rockingham

Belle April 24, 2022 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholFIFO

Dieson has the Rocko look. Fake Gucci sunnies, a mullet, Nike Air Max, Unit apparel and more ink on his body than a toey Aquaman…

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Featured Reckons

5 Ways to Ensure Your Wine Tour is #Blessed

Belle September 12, 2021 Drugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Fashion  – to separate yourself from the uncouth tiara-wearing Kath & Kim kents in stretch Hummers, one must always wear a felt brimmed hat. Furthermore,…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Craft Beer Snob

Belle August 21, 2021 Drugs & AlcoholhipsterHobby

Craig looks like the end result of a lonely lumberjack banging his chainsaw and breeding an even bigger tool. His weird beer beret compliments his…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Taxiiiiii

Belle March 24, 2021 CringeDrugs & AlcoholParty

Simmo has decided to mix things up and is spending another Saturday drinking with “the boys” from his footy club. He hides his crippling fear…

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Health & Medicine

Mr Anti Pill Testing

Belle March 8, 2021 BoomerDrugs & AlcoholgovernmentParty

John growls at life like a less charming version of Mark Latham, which in the charm stakes, is setting the bar so low it could…

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