A man who has never left the sunny shores of Westralia (for obvious reasons) went against his instincts and booked a holiday over East to find out what all the fuss was about.
His holiday took a nasty turn when he decided some of this Melbourne food was a touch exotic and took his kids to a local Bunnings to feast on a snag.
This is when his world was shattered into a million little pieces, as he told The Times,
“I ordered a few snags and they handed over them on sliced bread? Am I some sort of convict? I told the guy I’m all for supporting charity but things have to be done the right way and by that I mean the Western Australian way”
According to the Westralian Constitution, all Bunnings snags must be served in a bread roll. No one knows why we do it differently, probably something to do with our GST share.
The man was suffering from some pretty serious culture shock. After leaving in distress he told the kids that the only thing that was going to calm his nerves was a delicious carton of spearmint milk.
Not looking too closely, just grabbed something green from the fridge and downed it. It turned out to be lime milk.
Lime milk.
The man told his kids that he was never going East again. He will need many years of therapy to deal with this.
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