Western Australia has introduced new legislation that will force novice drivers to remain on their P-plates until they can successfully navigate everything that the Coventry Village car park throws at them.
Designed to be the ultimate test of driver skill, novice drivers will have to satisfy an approved driving instructor they can enter, dodge hazards and finally exit the Morley based Thunderdome in one piece.
The test aims to make P-platers aware that the true hazards on the road are other drivers. A lesson that will be learned after just 2 minutes in that god forsaken car park. Thank the Perth Cactus the food inside is so good, or people simply wouldn’t do it to themselves.
We spoke to a leading driving expert who said the standard was high and some particularly useless individuals may never get off their P-plates, adding,
“Look some people just weren’t built for operating a motor vehicle. We see it every day on the roads. Just baffling incidents of vehicular fuckery that makes you wonder how the cunny got his licence in the first place, to that end, we actually lobbied the Government to make this test for getting off your L-plates but they said they needed a workforce or something”
Kids are understandably anxious about the changes. Especially regional youths who aren’t used to Morley and its unique driving challenges.
So the Government is allowing regional kids to sit their test at the Bunbury Farmers Market on a long weekend. If you’re up north, you’ll get to do a test at any roadhouse when diesel is cheap during the dry season boomer caravan migration.
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