Big mining corporations operating in Western Australia have listened to Premier Cook’s plans for a diesel stockpile with great interest. Not only do they like…
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Qantas says ongoing conflict leaves it no choice but to ramp up price gouging
Qantas has announced it will be forced to cut flights, reduce seating limits and really pump up its price gouging due to the ongoing conflict…
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Clive Palmer pledges the Titanic II to help US with Strait of Hormuz blockade
In an absurd escalation, Australia’s own Trumpian blowhard, Clive Palmer, has pledged the services of the mighty Titanic II towards the US blockade of the…
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Aussies urged to take all that sh*t off their 4WDs they never use to save fuel
The Labor Government has said what everyone has been thinking for decades in Australia: it’s time for 4WD owning weekend warriors to get a fkn…
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BREAKING: Motorists urged to cut floor out of cars and go full Flintstone to save fuel
Aussie motorists are being urged to go “full Flintstone” in an effort to preserve precious fuel during the Iran conflict. According to the Government ad,…
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Geelong arrives at wrong oval after being drawn to available farming land
Oofff, the mighty Geelong Cats have found themselves caught in a farm-trance on their way to Norwood oval this morning. Despite clearly putting in the…
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