Jimmy Barnes has made an executive decision to supply all his VIP concert attendees with the level of budget luxury they are accustomed to at…
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A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator
6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…
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REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia
A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…
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Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks
Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…
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A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver
7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…
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Why yes, aging Scarborough man does reckon he could also do a 4km heroic swim in rough seas
Brett, 42, from Scarborough has watched the heroic actions of young Austin and has confirmed that the young champion is made from the same sort…
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