A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island. He says that on his recent trip to…
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Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…
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Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…
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Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…
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Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style
The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb. The streets were packed with the…
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Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…
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