Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all
The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…
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Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wearÂ
A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…
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New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz
First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…
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Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…
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Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed
The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…
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