SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend
An Irish tradie living in Perth is in the middle of a pretty full on St Pat’s Weekend. So much so that Australian regulators concede…
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WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage
The Western Australian Police Force has reached out to community FB admins to step up and finally fulfil their dream of policing their turf for…
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REPORT: Tuesdays Way Shitter Than Mondays
A young office worker has finally realised that Mondays are nothing to fear. Despite the culture around hating Mondays the young buck has learned that…
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Rod Stewart continues to wow fans after expertly blocking an overtake on Indian Ocean Drive
Rod Stewart has once again impressed his legion of septuagenarian fans by pulling off an iconic driving manoeuvre while returning to Perth after a little…
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Rod Stewart Delights Crowd By Dedicating Song To All The Ladies Hoarding Investment Properties
Boomer heartthrob Rod Stewart reportedly had his audience in the palm of his hand after dedicating his hit song “Have I Told You Lately” to…
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