Spain has celebrated its win over England by announcing that all future Jamon will be cured only from the salt harvested from English tears. Which…
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Kane Cornes Accuses West Coast of Tanking After Beating the Dogs
Human clickbait machine and shock jock Kane Cornes has accused the West Coast Eagles of blatant tanking after they got up against the Dogs in…
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Perth Dad At Breaking Point After Skip Bin Violated Again
Belmont dad Brian is currently at breaking point after the second skip bin he ordered for his home renos was violated by neighbourhood opportunists. This…
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AFL suspicious of Beef Wellington the Crows Sent Them As a Peace Offering
The Adelaide Crows are doing their best to put the controversy of last night behind them. So in a classy move, the South Australian powerhouse…
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Broome Cup Attendee “Scrubs Up Alright” Despite Shorts Looking Like They Got Hit With A Super Soaker
Harlee has not regretted a single minute of wearing brand spankin’ chinos to the Broome Cup despite the pisswreck coating them in a generous layer…
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WA concreter switches to sugar free brekkie bourbons as part of health kick
Some believe breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and WA concreter Mathyew was sick of putting all that sugary shit into his…
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