The Collingwood footy team arrived at an unfamiliar location last night – an airport. Even more unfamiliarly, it was Perth Airport. A destination known to…
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Nation’s Soccer Coaches Triggered After Watching Ben Roberts-Smith Score Biggest Own Goal In History
Every soccer coach in the country experienced painful flashbacks of their own players scoring own goals after watching the Ben Roberts-Smith defamation verdict today. The…
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Bali Calls In Urgent Reinforcements After Learning BHP Owes $430 Million In Backpay To Workers
It’s battle stations in Bali as the news of BHP owing over 30,000 workers a total of $430 Million buckeroos created an atmosphere of pure…
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8 Disgusting Ways To Blow Your Share Of BHP’s $430 Million Backpay
So, the silly sausages at BHP done goofed. Due to a payroll error involving annual leave entitlements over 30,000 past & present BHP workers will…
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RBA Governor’s Advice Inspires Cottesloe Man to Move Into Spare Wing Of Folk’s Mansion to Save for 3rd Airbnb Property
Silverspooner and all round affluent easy-rider, William, has heeded the RBA Governor’s advice to battlers this week and decided to move back into the spare…
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Avid Insurance Fraudster Has A Raging Stiffy From Looking At Footage Of Flooded Roads Before Knocking Off
Tony* who didn’t want to give his real name is literally licking his lips as he looks at footage on social media of Perth’s flooded…
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