When Elon Musk promised an “epic” location for his anticipated smash with Zucc he wasn’t kidding. Rome’s Colosseum was a front runner until he heard…
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BREAKING: Future Matilda’s Games To Be Given High Blood Pressure Warnings
Australia’s leading doctors have called for a warning to those suffering high blood pressure before the next Matilda’s game. The warning comes after a tense,…
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“Locals Only” – Kid Who Moved To Dunsbourgh 2 Years Ago Defends His Beach
Only 2 years ago, Kai (real name Kyle) was the exact type of blow-in kook scum that he now vows to harass out of his…
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Bloke working from home now stressed about what other “strokes” they are monitoring
Perth man Gareth has been working from home since the pandemic and has been left fairly shaken by the news an Eastern State’s woman was…
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Rocko Woman Feels Rejected After Date Fails To Drop A Massive Skid When Leaving Her Home
A Rockingham woman has been left feeling totally dejected after her date failed to leave her dwelling by laying down a fat, obnoxious skid in…
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Perth Tradie Not About to Let Neighbourhood Forget How Early He Gets Up In The Morning
Society may seek to regulate the use of power tools in the morning but they can’t regulate the loudest tool on the block – Taylor…
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