1. One can only retire a thong after suffering a critical blowout and not merely when it has morphed into a greasy extension of your…
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Family struggling with cost of living “comforted” by how much Claremont residents will make renting out their verges to them this weekend
A young Baldivis family has made every sacrifice imaginable to save up enough cash to treat their two kids to a day out at the…
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How to Avoid Offending West Aussies (Part 1)
Don’t disrespect Justin Langer – as proven yesterday, if you want WA to turn on you like a salad-tossing swarm of bees after Winnie the…
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REPORT: Synergy Could Have At Least Bought You Dinner First
All across WA, the sound of punters calling Synergy a pack of dogs can be heard radiating from households as summertime electricity bills hit inboxes. …
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ScoMo Backs WA Borders, Promises To Do Kickflip Off Telstra Exchange
In an attempt to get WA voters to forget about the “Clive” incident last year, ScoMo has not only thrown his support behind WA’s border…
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Ms Cottesloe Beach
It’s hot out, so Cass heads to Perth’s most iconic amateur modelling competition: Cottesloe Beach. En route, she stops off at the Boatshed to stock…
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