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Gatorade Finally Takes Prime Seriously After Seeing What The Bottles Are Used For
Gatorade has mostly discarded Prime hydration as a stupid fad that will eventually fade into obscurity. That’s until photo after photo emerged of the drink’s…
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Kid caught with Prime assures school he was only trying to vape it, not drink the stuff
A Perth school child has avoided disciplinary action today after being caught with a bottle of the banned “hydration” drink Prime. The school has banned…
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Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference
An unscrupulous WA retailer has been caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing a generous lashing of his own steaming hot piss. He got the idea…
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Baysie To Replace Wrecked Fitzroy Crossing Bridge In A Last Minute Reprieve For The Hungry Girl
The WA Government has taken advantage of some convenient timing with the destruction of the Bayswater Bridge to commence in April and the commencement of…
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If Perth Mum Hears Her Kid Mention Prime One More Damn Time…
A Perth mum is on the brink of a meltdown if her stupid kid mentions that moron influencer’s disgusting “sports” drink one more damn time.…
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