A NOR ranga is recovering at home this afternoon after a mob of frenzied teens lost control in Butler after mistaking the man for pop…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Apprentice Spends Day Nervously Giggling At Every Tradie Wishing Him A Nice International Women’s Day
Young Simon endured a barrage of IWD jokes from every tradie on-site starting with his boss bringing in a bra for the youngin to wear.…
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Toyota Unveil New “Huntsman” Safety Mode For When The Inevitable Strikes
Toyota has finally shown appreciation for its loyal Australian customer base by developing a new safety feature to prevent a crash in the case of…
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Strange Balloon Appears Over Kalgoorlie Super Pit As Perth Mint’s Diluted Gold Scandal Deepens
Kalgoorlie residents have noticed a strange balloon that floated above Kalgoorlie towards the Super Pit mine today. Sources from within the WA Government believe that…
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China Furious After Latest Delivery Of Gold Bars From Perth Mint
Sources close to the Chinese government have told The Times that Xi Jinping has had an absolute gutful of Perth Mint taking the piss. While…
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Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions
The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…
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