It’s hot out, so Cass heads to Perth’s most iconic amateur modelling competition: Cottesloe Beach. En route, she stops off at the Boatshed to stock…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
1st Year Law Student “Annihilates” Bar Staff After Refusal of Service
Tom, a first year law student, has a very clear message for the inner city bar staff who, in his learned opinion, erroneously assessed his…
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Bunbury Ute Yellow Stickered for Failing to Display Hillzeez Bumper Sticker
Bunbury Police have been left in disgust after pulling over a Bunbury who failed to display the mandatory Hillzeez bumper sticker on the weekend. Local…
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IN FOCUS: Cum-trees (aka Ornamental Pears)
If you’ve ever been walking down the street and suddenly get hit in the nostrils by a strong stank of baby-batter you could be forgiven…
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Eddie to Miss 3 Weeks with Debilitating Bruised Ego After Being Denied Entry to WA
Eddie McGuire is in intensive care following a brutal dose of reality that he wasn’t above the rest of the population when it came to…
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Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
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