Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…
View More REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday
West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…
View More Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park
A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…
View More Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…
View More Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…
View More Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit
Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…
View More Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99