A Swanbourne exhibitionist was left red-cheeked last weekend after being forcibly removed from a bottomless brunch for taking it a little too literally. Witnesses said…
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A man busted trying to put through expensive deli meats in mushroom bags today has exclaimed his innocence. Saying he only sought to rip off…
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In a stunning return to the spotlight, Pete Evans has announced he’ll personally comb every inch of the territory between the mine site & Malaga…
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“I lost control, man”, Shane admits as he tries to obscure the screen of his iPhone as he flicks through the fruits of his toey…
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Casual swimmers all across the country have lost motivation to pursue their favourite fitness hobby as the hot chip shortage worsens. See, aquatic centres aren’t…
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A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…
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