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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Man horribly lost on way to Chinese Restaurant’s toilet accepts fate as a kitchen hand now

Belle August 24, 2023

Perth man Bryce stood up from his plate of succulent dumplings – it seemed the effects of the chilli oil had accelerated a process deep…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Buzz Around Collie as Funding Announced for Town’s First Fax Machine

Belle August 23, 2023 Douth

There is a serious buzz around Collie as the WA Government has announced it will be providing the necessary funds to whisk the town into…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

“Bazplay” – Basil Zempilas Appoints Himself Coldplay’s Support Act

Belle August 23, 2023

Coldplay recently put out a search to find some local WA talent to open for them during their two sold-out Perth shows. Naturally, tons of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In the Life of a RAM Driver

Belle August 22, 2023 A Day In The Life Of

5:30 am – I wake up from another dream that my wife hadn’t left me because I blew all our savings on “that stupid fkn…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eddie Maguire defends his Simmo drivel claiming he knows a thing or two about getting unceremoniously axed

Belle August 22, 2023

Naturally, much of his conjecture about the West Coast Board sacking Simmo by the end of the week has been contradicted by the club however…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Bumble date not going well judging by bloke’s emergency pub pheromone purchase

Belle August 21, 2023

Perth bloke Andy has thrown himself an absolute Hail Mary in the dying hours of his ill-fated Bumble date by rushing into the toilets are…

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