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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 Most Dangerous Spots In Perth For Middle Aged Blokes To Rev Their Harleys

Belle October 10, 2023

1. Outside your daughter’s school Let’s face it. This is what it’s all about, isn’t it? Your daughter is in high school and no longer…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Armadale line commuter farewells family as he prepares for new life on replacement buses

Belle October 10, 2023

With just over a month until the Armadale line shuts for “18 months”, Kelmscott man Todd has made the difficult decision to farewell his family…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 ways to out-cougar your competition like a queen

Belle October 9, 2023

Carrying around a yoga mat is for basic cougars – Any cougar worth their Lululemon high rises knows that fitness equipment is a powerful accessory whether…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Gen Z Cancel Cottesloe Beach After Accusing it of Having Main Character Energy 

Belle October 9, 2023

Cottesloe Beach has been served a harsh dose of reality after a viral TikToker accused the famous beach of having an inoperable case of main…

View More Gen Z Cancel Cottesloe Beach After Accusing it of Having Main Character Energy 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Mid-30s bloke keeps Pendulum wristband on to let younger staff know he’s still got it

Belle October 9, 2023 WA Culture

Local mid-30s bloke and former party animal Sam has made sure his green wristband from the Pendulum gig yesterday remained on his wrist as he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Local bobtail wants to know if your eyes are fucken painted on mate

Belle October 8, 2023

At 8:30 am this morning, a local bobtail had just finished a healthy session of terrorising a cowardly old lady in her garden. Feeling satisfied…

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