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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth man puts up decoy E-Plate to avoid ute favours for friends & family 

Belle September 15, 2023

Perth man, Traylor, has had enough of being the first port of call for every greasy freeloader in his friends & family circle. From Marketplace…

View More Perth man puts up decoy E-Plate to avoid ute favours for friends & family 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 Secrets Of Success For Being A Hot Young Professional Tool

Belle September 15, 2023

So, the very definition of human achievement has been redefined by you securing a $40k a year graduate position through a family friend that owed…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Gurner suddenly can’t find a plumber to stop all the crap overflowing from his mouth

Belle September 15, 2023 tradie

Who could have predicted slagging off Australia’s hardworking tradesmen and women could have dire consequences? Well, Tim Gurner has learned the hard way as he…

View More Gurner suddenly can’t find a plumber to stop all the crap overflowing from his mouth
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

10 Reasons Mandurah Deserved To Be Named WA’s Top Tourism Town

Belle September 14, 2023 Down South

Mandurah was recently named WA’s top tourism town. Some might say that’s obscene but when you scratch the surface you just want to keep scratching.…

View More 10 Reasons Mandurah Deserved To Be Named WA’s Top Tourism Town
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Lifelong one-beer man struggling to forgive himself after scandalous affair with another froff

Belle September 14, 2023

Macca decided at the tender age of 12 to be an Emu Export man. Now, over 50 years have passed and his commitment to his…

View More Lifelong one-beer man struggling to forgive himself after scandalous affair with another froff
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Apprentice reveals he’s not OK the old fashioned way: smashing a 4 pack of Monster before Smoko

Belle September 14, 2023 tradie

A young apprentice has been praised for opening up at work on R U OK? Day. He didn’t even need a forced HR morning tea…

View More Apprentice reveals he’s not OK the old fashioned way: smashing a 4 pack of Monster before Smoko

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