Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…
View More Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid
Find out why people are saying, “Karrinyup? I thought that was just a big shopping centre?” today! 1. Have a meltdown on the back nine…
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TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
View More BREAKING: Transperth shuts Joondalup Line to protect the sanity of Matilda’s fans today
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
View More REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…
Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…
View More Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra
Footy fans all over Australia have woken up to the exciting news that the legendary ruckman Nic Nat will be immortalised in statue form in…
View More Midvale to finally become a tourist destination with giant statue of Nic Nat planned