America has finally decided to pump the brakes on AI after an American company, OpenAI, hacked Medicare and got exposed to wild notions of affordable health care.
According to the US, OpenAI now poses an unacceptable risk to their Nation if it was to expose its citizens to these wild ideals. A spokesperson told The Times,
“If our people found out that you didn’t need to end up bankrupt just to go to hospital, they might riot. We really operate this disgraceful scheme on the basis of our people not knowing any better!”
Although it may already be too late. With some pockets of America waking up to strange prompts from their beloved technology.
We spoke to a talentless hack who makes AI videos and passes them off as works of creative merit, he told The Times,
“After a busy morning of prompting AI to steal real creatives work I was left with a video that started blabbing on about seeing a GP and only paying a gap, I went down the rabbit hole and yeah, I’m angry now!”
At the time of writing this article, the US has sent several teams of SEALs to “neutralise the asset”.
If you catch their drift.
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