A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…
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New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”
A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…
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Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night
Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public’s fears over…
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Roger Cook’s removalist truck expected in West Perth by 2030 after hitting Kwinana Freeway traffic
Western Australian Premier Roger Cook has done what many SOR have dreamt of doing for years – escaping Kwinana. Citing the need to be closer…
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Tom Hanks chose GWS match as he was searching for a deserted location for Cast Away 2
Tom Hanks was spotted at the GWS v Hawthorn match yesterday much to the surprise of the handful of punters in attendance. However, it wasn’t…
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Cott residents demand “Eco-Barrier” be moved to Stirling Highway to stop creatures reaching Sculptures by the Sea
The people of Cottesloe are demanding action this weekend after claiming the so-called “eco-barrier” is not doing its job as creatures are still slipping through…
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