Council House was allegedly buzzing when they heard the news that Perth CBD had snuck a slick one past some tiny Indo fishing village and…
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Jarred* has been accused of a lot of things in his day but being good at crime was never one of them. In fact, it…
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They say the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing society that they need to spend $500 on useless pieces of shit bed decorations…
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Jeremy hasn’t done a fucken thing since about 11:45 this morning when he left his workstation to feast on a tray of leftover pastries in…
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Redcliffe man, Jacko wasn’t keen on going to dinner with the misso’s in-laws on his self described “drinkin day”. Telling “the ol ball & chain”…
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The Perth beer snob community is reeling after one of the scene’s most insufferable craft beer purists was revealed to have enjoyed a Corona with…
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