The mighty Thames has been reclassified from brackish water to a 100% pure marine environment after the weekend saw countless gigalitres of English tears flow…
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Category: Sports
English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries
“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…
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7 Types Of Cretins You Can’t Avoid This Ashes Series
The Ashes is one of the hottest competitions between England & Australia. Naturally, not everyone is on their best behaviour during this series. Here are…
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BREAKING: Bunga awarded honourary Westralian citizenship for his services to the state
Shannon “Bunga” Hurn has been awarded honourary Westralian citizenship after moving from South Australia and debuting for the Eagles in 2006. As a general rule,…
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Footy Dad Apologises To Umpire After Accidently Treating Him Like A Human Being
A Perth footy dad has formally apologised to an umpire after a “moment of madness” saw him address the man with respect. It was a…
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Harley Reid Spotted Jet Ski Shopping As He Further Accepts His Fate
Reports have flooded in that the likely no.1 draft pick Harley Reid has been looking at Jet Skis this morning as he awakens to the…
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