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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Serbian workmate taking a few “Novak” length toilet breaks to avoid discussing Wimbeldon final

Belle July 17, 2023

Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…

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Maximum salt – England turn away Aussie at border after failing spirit of cricket interrogation

Belle July 7, 2023

Diplomatic relations between Britain and Australia have hit an all time low with Britain now subjecting the Aussie countrymen & women to a quiz on…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage

Belle July 6, 2023

Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…

View More Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage
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BREAKING: The Thames Now 100% Salt Water After Flood Of English Tears

Belle July 4, 2023

The mighty Thames has been reclassified from brackish water to a 100% pure marine environment after the weekend saw countless gigalitres of English tears flow…

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English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries 

Belle July 3, 2023

“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…

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7 Types Of Cretins You Can’t Avoid This Ashes Series

Belle July 3, 2023 cricketsports

The Ashes is one of the hottest competitions between England & Australia. Naturally, not everyone is on their best behaviour during this series. Here are…

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