WA has swooped in to save the day after Melbourne sensationally announced it would not be hosting the 2026 Commonwealth Games due to the hefty…
View More WA Agrees To Host Commonwealth Games… If It Can Get Those Skilled Foreigners To Do A Few “Extra Events”
Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…
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Diplomatic relations between Britain and Australia have hit an all time low with Britain now subjecting the Aussie countrymen & women to a quiz on…
View More Maximum salt – England turn away Aussie at border after failing spirit of cricket interrogation
Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…
View More Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage
The mighty Thames has been reclassified from brackish water to a 100% pure marine environment after the weekend saw countless gigalitres of English tears flow…
View More BREAKING: The Thames Now 100% Salt Water After Flood Of English Tears
“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…
View More English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries