For decades, truant and general scofflaw Kelvin Crump had been living under the belief that he’d evaded his nemesis Hermes Endakis for good.
That was certainly true for a long time but the new live facial recognition cameras the WA Police have rolled out changed the game.
Unbeknownst to Crump, Hermes had NEVER given up and had even launched a joint taskforce with the WA Police with one goal in mind: get Crump.
We spoke to a source close to Hermes Endakis who said he received the call late on Thursday afternoon, adding,
“You’d never seen Hermes move so fast, the police told him Crump had popped up on their systems and Hermes was in that buggy in a heartbeat, barrelling down towards Midland Gate”
Shoppers said the stand off was tense, with Crump deploying some of his trademark evasive manoeuvres to get away from the bumbling Endakis. With one telling The Times,
“In the chase, Hermes pants fell down which was very on brand, he was always such a buffoon but the thing about Hermes is he always gets his man”
Ultimately, Crump surrendered to Endakis and told a waiting press pack that he has no regrets over his past spree of frustrating Hermes.
Well done Endakis.
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