It seems every suburb is getting a boost to their surveillance these days which has left the good people of the “right” side of Nedlands wondering where the love is?
For decades, Nedlands residents north of Stirling Highway have dragged their cretinous mutts and street urchin young to the Neddies foreshore to enjoy the space.
We spoke to a man who lived South of Stirling Highway and he said action was sorely needed, adding,
“I shouldn’t have to explain to my kids what a Northern Nedlands resident is or why they are wearing rags I wouldn’t see fit to let my dog sleep on, I mean seriously, are their trousers even tailored?”
Residents on the North side of the Highway say the calls are blatantly discriminatory and say as ratepayers they should be able to enjoy the foreshore too. With one telling us,
“Last time I was sitting down having a stretch at the foreshore someone threw change at me and told me Lululemon was having a sale, so I didn’t need to wear Lorna Jane like some homeless person”
We understand the calls are being taken seriously. Especially after a staffy was spotted in the vicinity. Which one resident said was proof
“Standards were slipping beyond what one can reasonably tolerate in Nedlands, it’s not like we are Labor anymore”
Sheesh.
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