West Coast fans can breathe a sigh of relief after the club announced Metronet will now oversee the long awaited rebuild.
A statement released by the club recognised fan frustration and promised to deliver on the rebuild like it was Perth’s public transportation system. Adding,
“We originally wanted the team that did the Mandurah Line but they couldn’t be contacted so we got the next best thing. Metronet is synonymous with delivering key outcomes in record time, right?”
Ask anyone living on the Armadale Line how reassuring this appointment truly is. Like Todd who said he fished his Eagles scarf out of the Camfield toilet after hearing the news, adding,
“Metronet ay, that’s pretty cool, I reckon we could see some new silverware by 2040, which is still a decade away from the Dockers winning one, up the mighty Eagles, kings of the big game!”
Some cynics have expressed laughter at the appointment. Stating that if Eagles really wanted a fast rebuild they should appoint the people who do the 7-11s not Metronet.
Naturally, that sort of ignorant pot-shot could only come from Basil, so that comment was ignored in Eagle-land.
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