Donald Trump has announced that as part of “Project Freedom” he will also be sending US military personnel to help escort people stuck in the Perth Airport roadworks labyrinth.
This announcement after his initial pledge to “unfuck” the situation he caused in the Strait of Hormuz but helping ships through under US guard.
A spokesperson for the White House told The Times it showed Trump was quite serious about trying to undo the damage he’s already caused. Adding,
“He’s like the guy who shat in the pool on a 35 degree day. He’s looking around and he can tell plenty of people are pissed off at him but it’s not easy to unshit in a pool, especially with his diet, so he’s doing what anyone would do and trying to bribe his way out of it”
Cars stuck in the never-ending gridlock of inconsiderate drop-offs and baffling roundabout mazes will begin receiving help from the US this afternoon.
He has not gone further to say he will be assisting with Tonkin Highway traffic however. With an insider telling us that Perth was “on its own” with that clusterfuck.
Happy days Perth Airport fans.
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