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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities remind backpackers not to attempt to drive a Mitsubishi Delica up Bluff Knoll to see the snow 

    Bluff Knoll received a dusting of snow yesterday – somewhat comparable to a math’s professor’s dandruff cascading majestically down his blazer in the warm projector…

    Belle July 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Bali Bogan Now Fully Transitioned Into Japan Pest

    A former Perth Bali bogan has seen the light and no longer darken the holding cell floor at Denpasar Airport. He is now a scourge…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man

    An upset Perth tradie is considering his options after being the victim of what he claims to be a “fraudulent misrepresentation” this morning.  His problems…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth

    There was little doubt in people’s minds that the already drunk guy on a flight from London to Amsterdam this morning was from Western Australia…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    RAM Release First Rev Powered “Endowment” Pump for Eager Customer Base

    RAM has sent a powerful message to its customer base, “YOU TALKED AND WE LISTENED”. Accordingly, RAM has released the first state-of-the-art, ram-powered peen pump…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: VFL Inconsolable Over Missing a Carlton vs. Collingwood Grand Final

Belle September 23, 2023

The VFL or as it’s technically known as the AFL is struggling to find any enjoyment this evening after the Brisbane Lions deprived them of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

It’s 2001 and you’re about to make a big mistake…

Belle September 23, 2023

Picture it, you picked up 3 for $10 deal from Liquorland and are currently trying to finish the 3rd bottle in a mate’s backyard because…

View More It’s 2001 and you’re about to make a big mistake…
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Rupert Murdoch accused of trying to influence the election of new bingo caller at retirement home

Belle September 23, 2023 Entertainment

Murdoch is at it again! This time he has been accused of running a brutal and slanderous campaign against the retirement home resident tipped to…

View More Rupert Murdoch accused of trying to influence the election of new bingo caller at retirement home
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Baldivis woman shocked to learn she was preggo after sitting on step-brother’s computer chair

Belle September 22, 2023

A Baldivis woman was shocked to learn she was preggo today given she hadn’t done the deed with anyone for several months. At first, she…

View More Baldivis woman shocked to learn she was preggo after sitting on step-brother’s computer chair
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA man vows to never set foot on Rotto because he doesn’t do overseas holidays

Belle September 22, 2023

Macka, a level 5 old mate and an honorary member of the WA League of True Blue Cobbers has told his son-in-law, Dan, where to…

View More WA man vows to never set foot on Rotto because he doesn’t do overseas holidays
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eshays flood into Melbourne to support their spiritual homeland Greater Western Sydney

Belle September 22, 2023

Melbourne has been flooded with legions of “Sydney’s Realest” original eshays as they take a break from spitting at train stations to support GWS –…

View More Eshays flood into Melbourne to support their spiritual homeland Greater Western Sydney

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  • Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth
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