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    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend

Belle March 18, 2023

An Irish tradie living in Perth is in the middle of a pretty full on St Pat’s Weekend. So much so that Australian regulators concede…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage

Belle March 16, 2023

The Western Australian Police Force has reached out to community FB admins to step up and finally fulfil their dream of policing their turf for…

View More WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: Tuesdays Way Shitter Than Mondays

Belle March 13, 2023

A young office worker has finally realised that Mondays are nothing to fear. Despite the culture around hating Mondays the young buck has learned that…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Rod Stewart continues to wow fans after expertly blocking an overtake on Indian Ocean Drive

Belle March 12, 2023

Rod Stewart has once again impressed his legion of septuagenarian fans by pulling off an iconic driving manoeuvre while returning to Perth after a little…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Rod Stewart Delights Crowd By Dedicating Song To All The Ladies Hoarding Investment Properties

Belle March 12, 2023

Boomer heartthrob Rod Stewart reportedly had his audience in the palm of his hand after dedicating his hit song “Have I Told You Lately” to…

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  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
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  • TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards
  • Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK
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