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    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Local

Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit

Belle December 22, 2022

Smellburn man, Anthony, didn’t understand what he was unleashing after bringing up Daylight Saving when he caught up with his wife’s Western Australian family this…

View More Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit
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Man Lapping Up Credit For “Working” Over Xmas Settling In To Do Absolutely Nothing For 2 Weeks

Belle December 22, 2022

Senior management at a mid-sized business has commended a young worker’s gumption after he selflessly agreed to not take any additional time off over Xmas…

View More Man Lapping Up Credit For “Working” Over Xmas Settling In To Do Absolutely Nothing For 2 Weeks
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Family Warned Not To Bring Up Idiot Cousin’s Crypto Portfolio Ahead Of Xmas

Belle December 20, 2022

A Perth matriarch has fought back the tears of shame to warn her extended family to not bring up their dropkick cousin’s crypto portfolio this…

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Featured Lifestyle

Sub-Letter’s Ad Specifies “FIFO” As “Your Mere Presence Would fkn Sicken Me” Seemed Too Rude

Belle December 20, 2022

A sub-letter looking to fill a spare room in her house has restricted the applicants to FIFO workers because deep down, the idea of someone…

View More Sub-Letter’s Ad Specifies “FIFO” As “Your Mere Presence Would fkn Sicken Me” Seemed Too Rude
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Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

Belle December 19, 2022 BoganUp North

Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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South Freo Man Caught With 300 Bags Of Costco Spinach At WA Border

Belle December 18, 2022

News of a “weed” in bags of NSW spinach causing “hallucinations” has rocked the east coast of Australia. As reports flow in of people experiencing…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

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