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    Down South Wine Tasting Derailed By Polite, Knowledgeable Inquiry From Lady Who Rolled In On a Party Bus

    A Down South cellar door has been left in total shock after a lady who arrived via a party bus respectfully inquired about the tasting…

    Belle November 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA spends $1 million on campaign to remind the Eastern States we have a dry heat

    Hot off a campaign to remind the Eastern States that we are owed our share of GST revenue, the Government has launched a fresh campaign…

    Belle November 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA Museum to exhibit a tree so residents of Perth’s sprawling burbs can remember what one looks like 

    The WA Museum welcomes a new addition to its exhibits – a fully grown tree, which it hopes will serve as a historic reminder to…

    Belle November 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Regional WA sends telecommunications infrastructure to Turkey desperately wanting better coverage 

    Regional WA has taken extraordinary action after residents have been left continually frustrated with poor mobile phone coverage.  Like the proverbial chrome-dome, Regional WA has…

    Belle November 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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Mr Mature Aged Student

Belle March 19, 2023 Boomeruni

In a former life, David was a sales executive for a big firm, but due to certain indiscretions involving the aroma of a colleague’s chair,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…

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WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend

Belle March 18, 2023

An Irish tradie living in Perth is in the middle of a pretty full on St Pat’s Weekend. So much so that Australian regulators concede…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage

Belle March 16, 2023

The Western Australian Police Force has reached out to community FB admins to step up and finally fulfil their dream of policing their turf for…

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