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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Range Rover Drivers

Belle January 14, 2023

The most important thing to remember when you encounter a Range Rover in the wild is to get out of the way. Unless your kid…

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BREAKING NEWS Business Featured

Notre Dame University gives up, offers courses in TikTok influencing

Belle January 14, 2023 uni

In a move that probably won’t shock society as much as it should, Notre Dame University has decided to throw in the tertiary-education-towel and just…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Hottest Spots to Show Off Your FIFO Wealth This Weekend 

Belle January 13, 2023

Elizabeth Quay – what do you think people think when they see a bloke drown his latest FIFO floating toy in an act of bunglessness? They…

View More 5 Hottest Spots to Show Off Your FIFO Wealth This Weekend 
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival 

Belle January 11, 2023

The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…

View More Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival 
BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

Belle January 11, 2023

Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

View More Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him

Belle January 10, 2023

A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…

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  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf
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