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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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  • Featured From the Zoo

    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: WA woman enjoying the “how the fark did they get my email day” sales

Belle November 25, 2022

Carla isn’t the type of consumer to look a gift horse in the mouth and she couldn’t be more stoked at the unsolicited emails from…

View More REPORT: WA woman enjoying the “how the fark did they get my email day” sales
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Brutal scenes as substitute PE teacher attempts to drop some youthful lingo 

Belle November 24, 2022

A 27-year-old substitute PE Teacher erroneously believed he had the requisite youth-appeal to step up his communication game with his zoomer class today. A belief…

View More Brutal scenes as substitute PE teacher attempts to drop some youthful lingo 
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

WA man kept awake at night pondering what new object he can whack a motor onto

Belle November 24, 2022

The last time Darron got a full night’s rest was 3 years ago after he successfully built a motorised esky. It was a challenging yet…

View More WA man kept awake at night pondering what new object he can whack a motor onto
BREAKING NEWS

Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day

Belle November 23, 2022

Western Power is now 100% sure the grid is going to “do its thing”  this summer after a truly impressive display yesterday leaving 7000 homes without power…

View More Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day
BREAKING NEWS Local

City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg

Belle November 22, 2022

The City of Belmont is concerned that Rivervale thinks it’s better than the rest of the suburbs comprising the Local Government Area due in no…

View More City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg
BREAKING NEWS Politics

BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River

Belle November 21, 2022

Top US Brass has issued a statement today denying any involvement after hundreds of Perth residents witnessed a drone strike on the Swan River last…

View More BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River

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  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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