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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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The St Georges Terrace Mining Boy

Belle September 18, 2022 mining

Ever since Rob got a job in big mining his ego has runaway like a BHP iron ore train. Choo choo, plebs, nothing is derailing…

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Freo puts in a request to stay to remaining players

Belle September 15, 2022

The Freo footy club has given formal notice to its remaining players that it would like them to please stay after 4 players requested trades…

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FIFO worker demands to be paid in vape juice

Belle September 14, 2022

A Baldivis FIFO worker has taken the skills shortage as a chance to negotiate some demands if his company wants to keep him on –…

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Fresh inner North resident finally feels at home after opinionated rant about best conti rolls

Belle September 12, 2022

It has taken Simon a few months to find his Perth inner north suburban identity but believes he’s finally made progress after getting overly intense…

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Flagmantle bandwagoner relieved he forgot to take the tag off his fresh merch 

Belle September 10, 2022

It was a tough night for Flagmantle diehards but old mate Bailey could at least sleep tight in the knowledge he can get a full…

View More Flagmantle bandwagoner relieved he forgot to take the tag off his fresh merch 
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“It’s legal tender” says man handing over note that’d make a seasoned forensics officer spew

Belle September 10, 2022

A Perth bottlo employer has put his foot down and refused to accept a note that looks like it has been dragged through the pits…

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