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    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 

    Clive Palmer has sensationally announced that he is the sole reason the Gold Coast Suns put together a winning game plan to defeat Flagmantle by…

    Belle September 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Twiggy orders Diggers & Dealers delegate be stripped of lanyard after failing to wear R.M. Williams boots

Belle August 1, 2022 mining

Rough scenes erupted at the annual Kalgoorlie Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum after officials were forced to unceremoniously de-lanyard an attendee for failing to wear…

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Featured True-ish Crime

The security light, the CCTV and the FB group – how a hose segment heist went wrong

Belle July 31, 2022

On 29 July 2022, a group of teens hatched a plan to pinch a segment of hose from a property near the park they were…

View More The security light, the CCTV and the FB group – how a hose segment heist went wrong
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REPORT: Indicating Bus Driver Sure As Fark Ain’t Asking

Belle July 31, 2022

By all reports, you have about 2 god damn seconds to get the fark out of his goddamn way, as many motorists discovered while driving…

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Flagmantle book training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park for wet weather conditioning

Belle July 30, 2022 flagmantle

To keep Flagmantle’s premiership dreams alive, the team has sensationally booked some training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park to get better at playing in greasy…

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Toadie eyeing off retirement in Perf where he can accidentally send it into the river instead

Belle July 29, 2022

With Neighbours finally winding up, Toadfish Rebecchi is finally free to spread his wings and join a community where accidentally driving into bodies of water…

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Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible 

Belle July 28, 2022

A local hound has made the hard decision to “uncouple” with the Freo resident who adopted him after learning he was a Gemini and he…

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