Invisible Lats Syndrome Sufferer Sues Employer Over Inadequately Wide Doors
In a landmark case, ol’ Terry Two-Canoes has brought legal action against his employer for lower back pain suffered by having to skew his body…
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Bunnings denies hiring 1000’s of sketch artists related to ditching facial recognition cams
The Australian Information Commissioner is reported highly suspicious of Bunnings & Kmart hiring thousands of sketch artists in the wake of ditching their controversial facial…
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Mr & Ms Splendour in the Grass
Ben & Celeste’s Instagram bios are wankier than a boarding dorm after lights out. They claim they need your help to send them to Byron…
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Seasoned Glastonbury Festival Brit Doesn’t Get What All The Splendour Weather Fuss Is About
British backpackers are having trouble understanding why Australians are being so precious over the rained out Splendour In The Grass festival. A British national who…
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ATO Warns Rio Tinto Not To Try A $1 Billion “Laundry Claim” Next Year After Record Tax Avoidance Settlement
The ATO says it has no time to pat itself on the back after reaching an agreement with mining giant Rio Tinto to pay an…
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BREAKING: New Super Resistant Strain Of Bacteria Discovered In Kelmscott Man Cave
Scientists are both amazed and horrified after discovering a resistant strain of bacteria previously unknown to the scientific community. Found under a disgusting couch in…
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