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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Ms “RUOK? Day”

Belle September 7, 2022 HealthInstagramSocial Media

Tara springs merrily out of bed in anticipation for a big day of social media whorin’. She has been meticulously planning her “R U OK?”…

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Boss wonders if staff are paid enough after left over food email causes near-fatal stampede

Belle September 7, 2022 Food

A Perth boss is pondering whether his staff members are paid adequately after hearing the news that several grad-position staff members were injured during a…

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School of Hard Knocks to lend WA education system some teachers to help with staff shortages 

Belle September 7, 2022

In an extraordinary clash of worlds, the School of Hard Knocks has agreed to step in and teach WA children “some actual farken lessons” to…

View More School of Hard Knocks to lend WA education system some teachers to help with staff shortages 
True-ish Crime

“Metamucil’s 11” – grey nomads plan one more big toilet paper heist before heading home to Perth 

Belle September 7, 2022

It was a day like any other for a regional caravan park in WA’s far north. After dealing with a lengthy complaint from a family…

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Perth mum inconsolable after finding son with the party drug “Nurofen” and a rolled up $5 note

Belle September 6, 2022

A Bull Creek mum has taken to social media in a desperate plea to get her boy help after finding this new party drug “Nurofen”…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms. Wildflower Season Perth

Belle September 6, 2022

Spring has sprung the amateur Perth photog community into action as hordes of Nikons & Nikonettes descend upon popular Perth wildflower spots in search of…

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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