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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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REPORT: “Adulting” On The Rise Among State’s Most Useless Citizens

Belle March 9, 2022

A recent study has found that incidents of #adulting are on the rise among Western Australia’s most incompetent citzens who were evidently breastfed to the…

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Mr International Women’s Day

Belle March 8, 2022 BoganCringe

Don’s online rants against women makes Ed Kemper look like Oedipus Rex with an extra special Mother’s Day brekkie in bed. It’s not fair to…

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REPORT: Some Sorry Looking Faces On The Rotto Ferry Back This Afternoon

Belle March 7, 2022 PartyWA Culture

As it turns out, 3 days of sinking more piss than the water sports category of your favourite greasy site can have a detrimental impact…

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Nature Is Healing As Jetstar Starts Cancelling Flights To Bali Again

Belle March 6, 2022

To some, having a flight cancelled and being issued a travel voucher is an egregious inconvenience but to some seasoned Jetstar travellers, it feels like…

View More Nature Is Healing As Jetstar Starts Cancelling Flights To Bali Again
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Bogan Plans To Do Bali Quarantine The Old Fashioned Way – In A Denpasar Holding Cell

Belle March 4, 2022 BoganWA Culture

Aiden aka Aido is planning to fly to Bali at the first possible opportunity. Having level 10 call-me-boss-blue-balls for almost 2 years.  He could, of…

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How to Avoid Offending West Aussies (Part 1)

Belle March 3, 2022

Don’t disrespect Justin Langer – as proven yesterday, if you want WA to turn on you like a salad-tossing swarm of bees after Winnie the…

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
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  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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