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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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Flagmantle book training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park for wet weather conditioning

Belle July 30, 2022 flagmantle

To keep Flagmantle’s premiership dreams alive, the team has sensationally booked some training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park to get better at playing in greasy…

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Toadie eyeing off retirement in Perf where he can accidentally send it into the river instead

Belle July 29, 2022

With Neighbours finally winding up, Toadfish Rebecchi is finally free to spread his wings and join a community where accidentally driving into bodies of water…

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Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible 

Belle July 28, 2022

A local hound has made the hard decision to “uncouple” with the Freo resident who adopted him after learning he was a Gemini and he…

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Tourism WA Says $2M Needed For Northam Air Race Bid Better Spent On Quokka Selfies 

Belle July 26, 2022

The WA Government has slapped down Northam’s bid to host the Air Race World Championships stating the funding would be better used to invest in…

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REPORT: Freak Who Claims To Go For Eagles & Dockers Making Everyone Uncomfortable

Belle July 26, 2022 flagmantleFooty

Dan, a new employee at a city accounting firm has made waves amongst his colleagues after his controversial views came to light.  Completely disregarding the…

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5 Tips For Writing A LinkedIn Post That Will Inspire The Plebs

Belle July 26, 2022

So, golf has been rained out, you’ve delegated every bit of work you could possibly do and you’re feeling a bit bored huh? Time to…

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