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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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5 Tips For Writing A LinkedIn Post That Will Inspire The Plebs

Belle July 26, 2022

So, golf has been rained out, you’ve delegated every bit of work you could possibly do and you’re feeling a bit bored huh? Time to…

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Old Mate Pleads With AFL To Bring Back On Field Assault Before Game Becomes Too Soft

Belle July 25, 2022

Local footy fan and old mate Frank reckons the AFL has to take drastic action to save the game from becoming unwatchable. He even has…

View More Old Mate Pleads With AFL To Bring Back On Field Assault Before Game Becomes Too Soft
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“Tough on Grime” – WA Police Evict Bikie From Gym Over Not Bringing Sweat Towel

Belle July 24, 2022

Western Australian police have once again flexed their muscles and enforced their heavy-handed anti-perspiration laws to force a 1%’er to leave a gym over his…

View More “Tough on Grime” – WA Police Evict Bikie From Gym Over Not Bringing Sweat Towel
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Cold, wet weather expected, scientists calling this seasonal phenomenon “winter”

Belle July 24, 2022

“Shocking” scenes are expected as Perth is forecast to encounter colder temperatures and possible rain this coming week on account of the southern hemisphere currently…

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Invisible Lats Syndrome Sufferer Sues Employer Over Inadequately Wide Doors

Belle July 24, 2022

In a landmark case, ol’ Terry Two-Canoes has brought legal action against his employer for lower back pain suffered by having to skew his body…

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Bunnings denies hiring 1000’s of sketch artists related to ditching facial recognition cams

Belle July 24, 2022

The Australian Information Commissioner is reported highly suspicious of Bunnings & Kmart hiring thousands of sketch artists in the wake of ditching their controversial facial…

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  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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