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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Middle Aged Office Pest Keeps Forgetting Linkedin Notifies The Person He Looks Up

Belle November 8, 2022

“Aw shit”, Dan exclaims as he realises he’s looked up a female coworker on Linkedin for the 4th time this month after 10pm. Evidently, it’s…

View More Middle Aged Office Pest Keeps Forgetting Linkedin Notifies The Person He Looks Up
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Chill vibe on Marine Parade cruise momentarily replaced by intense golf ball-through-windscreen thoughts

Belle November 7, 2022

Sara was absolutely frothing her decision to treat herself to a cheeky Monday cruise along Marine Parade this afternoon. Soaking up the sun, vibe and…

View More Chill vibe on Marine Parade cruise momentarily replaced by intense golf ball-through-windscreen thoughts
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Brand spankin’ Everlasts really make a splash in the Cas smoking area 

Belle November 7, 2022

Amongst the glitz & glamour of the Crown Cas smoking area, all eyes were on Perth concreter Joshyewa over the weekend as he debuted a…

View More Brand spankin’ Everlasts really make a splash in the Cas smoking area 
BREAKING NEWS

150-year-old tree issues grovelling apology to new buyers of riverside property

Belle November 6, 2022

A 150-year-old Aussie Eucalyptus tree has issued a grovelling apology to the buyers of a house that it, unfortunately, lives in front of and obscures…

View More 150-year-old tree issues grovelling apology to new buyers of riverside property
Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr. Perth 4WD & Adventure Show

Belle November 5, 2022

Let’s make one thing clear, Macka isn’t merely attending the Perth 4WD & Adventure Show in the capacity of some pleb. He’s bestowing his presence…

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Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 

Belle November 4, 2022

The countdown is on until Gosnell’s man Tim is no longer welcome around playgrounds, schools, or daycare centres on account of the seedy ‘stache forming…

View More Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 

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  • Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
  • Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
  • NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon
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