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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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Mr & Ms Splendour in the Grass

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Ben & Celeste’s Instagram bios are wankier than a boarding dorm after lights out. They claim they need your help to send them to Byron…

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Seasoned Glastonbury Festival Brit Doesn’t Get What All The Splendour Weather Fuss Is About

Belle July 22, 2022

British backpackers are having trouble understanding why Australians are being so precious over the rained out Splendour In The Grass festival.  A British national who…

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ATO Warns Rio Tinto Not To Try A $1 Billion “Laundry Claim” Next Year After Record Tax Avoidance Settlement

Belle July 22, 2022

The ATO says it has no time to pat itself on the back after reaching an agreement with mining giant Rio Tinto to pay an…

View More ATO Warns Rio Tinto Not To Try A $1 Billion “Laundry Claim” Next Year After Record Tax Avoidance Settlement
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BREAKING: New Super Resistant Strain Of Bacteria Discovered In Kelmscott Man Cave

Belle July 22, 2022

Scientists are both amazed and horrified after discovering a resistant strain of bacteria previously unknown to the scientific community.  Found under a disgusting couch in…

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Perth On High Alert As Entire Northern Suburbs Population Set To Descend Upon Us This Weekend

Belle July 20, 2022

While Premier League exhibition matches are great for Perth’s global reputation, the City itself is bracing for impact as the entire population of the northern…

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AFL’s “Pay To View” WA Games Proposal Breaks Own Record For Worst Idea Since AFLX

Belle July 19, 2022

Many didn’t think it could be done, but the AFL has managed to top their pump out a more disgusting concept than the ill-fated AFLX. …

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